Are you a law abiding Texas citizen?

Old laws

Did you know you can't stick your pant leg in your boot if you have less than 10 head of cattle?
Did you know you can't take more than three sips of beer before you sit down?
Did you know you can't have a set of Encyclopedia Britannica?
Did you know that some cities have ordinances that prohibit flirting with your hands or mouth or loitering for the purpose of flirting? Did you know you have to be careful how you respond, too?
Did you know you can't shoot a buffalo wandering the streets from a second floor hotel room?
Did you know you have to give your crime victim 24 hour notice to let them know the nature of the crime you plan to commit?

Are you still sure you're a law-abiding citizen? :)